Thank You

Thank you to every founder who raised too much money, renamed normal features with mystical enterprise language, and inspired me to believe there had to be a slightly dumber way.

Thank you to the genuinely brilliant software teams whose work I am now studying from a respectful distance while I build a more suspiciously affordable version.

Thank you to artificial intelligence for lowering the activation energy on my ideas, including several that should probably have remained internal.

Thank you to everyone willing to click around a website called The Slop Shop and say, "Sure, why not." You are not just customers. You are patrons of the strange digital arts.

With gratitude,
The management